"Dark Gurgleplops, angry and bitter after years of people laughing at its name, causes much suffering to all those who think it's funny."
"Dark Slugra is so lazy that it threatens other Miscrits with horrible poisoning unless they agree to carry him on their backs."
"The venom in Dark Trigoo's mouth is viscous and disgusting, and occasionally chewy if it's been there for a long time."
"Because of how corrupted Dark Blargles has become, the gems on its head have no special powers. It still protects them out of vanity."
Review:
FULLY RELICS:
1. Zed